Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever # 1
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I
am for you?
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to
myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have
any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

Stress Reliever # 5
"How was your blind date?" a college student
asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up
in a 1932 Rolls
Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad
about that?"
"He is the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the
word "beans".
My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human
beans."

Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as
a millionaire?"
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you
married her?"
>Millionaire: "A Billionaire."