~gUd LuCk fOr OuR sTocHasTic Test~

hehehe...
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~diScuSsiOn BetWeeN tWo GeniUs~

Mengisahkan 2 sahabat.. sorang SAM sorang DOL

SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum,lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.

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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit

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SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?
DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!

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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku. DOL: Mana kau tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer....

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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?
DOL: Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah

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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka. DOL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bil elektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!

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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...

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SAM:Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.

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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"

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P/S: aku cilok je ni... aku x la se"genius" ni nk wat sediri...kih3..
hope enjoy it... heheheheheee...

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jokes...

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for

> $6, how

> much would your father still have?

> Ah Kau: $10.

> Teacher: You don't know Maths.

> Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

> 

> 

> 

> Mother: David, come here.

> David: Yes, mum.

> Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting

> worse.

> David: But but but....I will only get my report card

> tomorrow ???

> Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow

> so I'm scolding you

> 

> now.

> 

> 

> Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?

> Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8

> Father: So?

> Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.

> On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.

> If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right

> answer one ???

> 

> 

> 

> Girl: Do you love me?

> Boy: Yes Dear.

> Girl: Would you die for me?

> Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

> 

> 

> Man: How old is your father?

> Boy: Same as me la.

> Man: How can that be?

> Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!

> 

> 

> 

> Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is

> exactly the same as

> your brother's. Did you copy his?

> Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

> 

> 

> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach

> you anything!

> 

> Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

> 

> 

> Teacher: Where were you born?

> Student: Singapore , Sir.

> Teacher: Which part?

> Student: All of me la....

> 

> 

> A boy came home from school with his exam results.

> 

> ' What did you get?' asked his father.

> ' My marks are under water,' said the boy.

> ' What do you mean 'under water'?'

> ' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'

Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever # 1
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I
am for you?
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to
myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have
any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

Stress Reliever # 5
"How was your blind date?" a college student
asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up
in a 1932 Rolls
Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad
about that?"
"He is the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the
word "beans".
My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human
beans."

Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as
a millionaire?"
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you
married her?"
>Millionaire: "A Billionaire."

~ U ~

Cause I can't stop
no I can stop
너를 첨 보게 되었어
널 원하지 않고 견딜수가 있을까
그렇게 쳐다 보지마
너와의 game을 아직 시작 안했어
나에게서 타로점을 봐
너의 이상형 찾아 봐줄테니
그 남자가 내가 되게 해줄테니
Cause I can't stop thinking about you girl
널 내꺼로 만들거야
no I can't stop thinking about you girl
내 우리안에 가두고 싶어

뽀얗던 우유빛 피부
긴머리 끝에 남아 있는 향기와
나지막한 목소리로
날 공격하니 날 이길순 없어
너에게 보여준 Magic
빨간 장미속에 숨겨둔 반지를 줄게
그 주인이 니가 되게 해줄테니
Cause I can't stop thinking about you girl
너와 함께 있고 싶어
No I Can't stop Thinking about you girl
날 여기 두고 가버리지마
Cause I can't stop thinking about you girl
널 내꺼로 만들거야
No I Can't stop Thinking about you girl
내 우리 안에 가두고싶어
너의 낯선 향기에서 추억을 떠올려
바라보는 그대 눈빛이 내 심장을 울려
지우려 해도 소용없이 끝도없이
너를 향해 달려 내가 그대를 갖겠어
너를 갖기 위해서 뭐든걸 다 걸고
전부 잃게 된다해도
이미 게임은 시작됐는걸 잘 알아둬
이제 너의 남자는 바로 나란걸
날 원하고 안달하게 만들테니 (can't stop )
Cause I can't stop thinking a girl
너와 함께 있고 싶어
No I Can't stop Thinking about your girl
날 여기 두고 가버리지마
Cause I can't stop thinking about you girl
널 내꺼로 만들거야
No I Can't stop Thinking about you girl
내 우리안에 가두고 싶어
Cause I can't stop
No I can't stop
Cause I can't stop



P/S: khas wat INA...
dengan ucapan " SELAMAT MENGEJA"...
kih3...

ikhlas la sangat,
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P/S:REPLY UNTUK ORANG SANA....

wahhh...baru je xsilap aku seminit lepas aku bukak blog ni..dah de yer orang yg memeriahkn blog ni...cepat btul...xpadan dengan letih jalan-jalan(ops shopping-shopping) tadi ... :) hehe best2 je ek kutuk aku..smue p/s untuk aku plak tu..hemo hemo hemo...banyak btuk p/s ayat-ayat ko tu..lain kali,p/s ko tu bagilah p/s lain plak...p/s buah tangan ke..p/s kfc ke...hehe..baru meriah lagi bermakna p/s ko tu..baru aku layan...

aku bukan jual mahal..ko pun cam x sudi je nak ajak aku..mcm ajak-ajak ayam je...aku bukan ayam..aini xpelah..ko leh ajak die..sbb die kan tiger...kahkah..tp ko kena tukar lah pepatah tu..'ajak-ajak tiger' plak...jangan marah ye orang yg lagi satu tu...kalau die balik umah,die berhibernasi...xleh bukak langsung blog ni...so,leh lah kutuk die puas2 dulu..sblm die dtg blk isnin ni...

ko pun msg aku dah kul 10+ngah tunggu bus dah..mcm mane lah aku nak tukar pikiran aku..ne sempat..so,jalan terbaik,aku sambung balik sarung selimut aku yang best ni..hihi...dah terlajak sampai selamat tengah hari plak,bukan slamat pagi dah..xayu btul..smue sbb virus ko lah ni..terikut2..

MARAH KO?????ehhhhhhhhhh,tak tak tak...ne de..aku sayang ko lagi ni..aku tau..yang i***r tadi tu ko belikan untuk aku kan?ko belanja kan?ala...baek btul ko ni...xsangka aku...kihkihkih...kire aku tak kisah lah ko kutuk aku sblm ni..aku buat2 xnampak je...esok bagi kat aku ek i***r tu..muahxxx....

memang ko gile shopping arh...meh aku nak cite skit...rabu ko shopping,khamis ko shopping,hari ni pun ko shopping..isk isk isk..gile btul...ni bukan stakat window shopping dah ni..door,gate,smue ko shopping...

de pe lagi ek nak cakap kat ko ni..xde dah kot...k lah ni last untuk hari ni...nanti aku post lagi yang lain...tunggu sorg yg berhibernasi tu balik ukm dulu...hihihi...

opsssssssssssssss..chop chop...

pembetulan...kihkihkih..sbb aku tak ikut ko ea???

hehe..dgn jujurnya aku cakap mmg bukan sbb study pun..kihkihkih..jgn harap..jauh ubi kayu bakar dari api...aku ni seorng yang pandai merancang masa depan (ada kaitan kot)... ($.$)

p/s untuk ko: hamba ingin menyedarkan tuan hamba bahawa silalah tuan hamba meng'check' baki simpanan bank tuan hamba...sebelum tuan hamba terlajak menggunakan nya..sedarilah walaupun hamba mengetahui yang tuan hamba mengetahui bahawa baki simpanan tuan hamba telah ter over guna...

p/s untuk aku: aku pun tak faham ape aku tulis...kihkihkih

LeTiHnYe...

ANNYEONG...

ehhh...
x de pape yg menarik pun kt sini..
ne peginya lg dua org ni... pasif tul...
hehehehee...
x kan dh stop menulis kot...
kahkahkahkahhhhh...

letih tul la rini... pasal aku kuar g jln2 ngan rumate n bdk paras aku... aku de la ajk org tu... tp jual mahal... last2 msg aku..." k**a, kalau de i***r kaler putih, belikan kat aku gak.. hehe.. kalau leh xnk yg jenis licin 2, x best pakai...jenis yg t-shirt biase2 je..." bih kurang camtu ar bunyik msg die... byk plak syarat die... hehehehe... aku ajk xnk, pastu nyesal x ikut...
kihkihkihkihhhh...

tp aku mls ar nk ckp lebih2...kang pasni mesti die x puas ati pye... mesti die akan kutuk aku idup2 ar kat sini...hahahahahaaaa...aku bkn pe, ritu aku pun de gak pesan memesan kt die ni.. tp aku pesan sebab die kuar mmg x ajk aku... mmg xnk bwk aku pun..so nk xnk terpaksa la pesan...sape suh die x bwk aku skali...kan..kan..kan...so aku x bersalah la...
kihkihkihkihhhh....

P/S: khas wat org ni...jangan marah ekkkk.... heheheheheee... aku gurau je.... saja nk meriah kan sket blog ni... huhuhuhuhuhhhhuuuuu...
tp itulah hakikat sebenarnye... >:D

tp serius ar...mmg giler ar shopping...shopping pun x gler camni....hahhahahahaaaa.... aku??? x la shopping byk sgt...member aku je yg gler shopping... aku ok kan je pe yg die nk...pastu terpaksa ar die bli sebab dh ok...kahkahkah... >:D

P/S: wat org yg aku ajk tamau ikut tu... serius aku ckp... "RUGI KO X IKUT". hahahahahaaa...

P/S: wat org yg sama, kalo ko bg aku alasan nape ko x ikut sebab ko study... aku 100% mmg x caye...kihkihkihkih..

aku rase dh xde pape kot... nati kalo aku ingat pe yg aku tertinggal aku sambung ar blik...kalo x...mmg dh complete ar tuk rini... hehehehehheeee...


ikhlas menulis,
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zani punyer turn plak >:D

amboi korang...mentang2 keje aku meng'edit' blok je,xsempat nak post pape..korang conquer habis post ni..pastu sedap2 hati jangtung hempedu perut paru2 korg je kutuk aku.. leh plak korg masuk bakul angkat sendiri plak bakul tu..hehehe..aku pun banyak nak buat pembetulan ni..ape yang korg post kan tu smue FITNAH semata2..insaplah korang..kahkah..aku je yang baik..tolong betulkan keadaan..xpe..aku kan 'sweet'..aku faham perasaan korang =))

aku pun nak komen gak ni....hehe..nak buat pembetulan

pembetulan pertama: 'aku kuat makan'
penjelasan: tolong skit ek..aku kan mkn skit je..bak kate2 pepatah tu..'bhenti makan sblum sendawa' hehe..aku ikut yg tu je..xcam korg..bhenti mkn sebelum kedai mkn tu tutup..dgn smue left over tu korg nak bawak blk..si zenki tu plak keje nak mhabiskan mknn je..smpai mknn org meja sbelah pun nak tlg habiskan..kihkihkih(ikut pengalaman sebenar aku lah)..bak kate die "tak baik membazir mknn tu".. =) mcm duk kat afrika plak aku rasa bila bdua dgn die..haha


pembetulan kedua: 'aku suka nyanyi dalam kete'
penjelasan: ni yang aku rasa malu sangat ni..bukan nak puji atau ape...aku tak nyanyi lah aini..ko dgr aku nyanyi ke?kan kite pasang radio masa tu..suara aku sedap sangat ke?kahkahkah..sampai ko tak dapat beza mane suara aku dgn penyanyi dalam radio tu...xsangka plak aku dalam diam2 ko puji aku mcm tu..

aku malu ni

pembetulan ketiga: ni untuk zenki lagi skali..pasal souvinier tu..
penjelasan: aku ingat hari tu de org yang nak muntah sbb bungkus benda alah tu..haha..br je bungkus skit..penin la,nak muntah la,bukak tingkap la..siap beli asam lagi tu..haha..tp xmuntah2 pun.orang yang duk dpn ni gak yang habiskan bungkus tu (malu lagi skali ni tpaksa cakap perkara yang sebenar)..haha..tp yang pelik..bila otw balik tu,nak singgah mid valley tu,segar bugar plak..haha..cepat nye die sembuh...isk isk isk..

hehe..oklah..stakat ni dulu pembetulan aku..nanti aku datang buat pembetulan balik..hehe..bergntung pada post post korg selepas ini..gpun xbest ni..internet lmbt..aku nak tgk cite febret aku tak dpt2 lagi...lmbt btul..ni yang rasa nak xpun
....tp xpe..aku sayang laptop aku ni..hihi..salah intrnt je ni..mesti zenki dgn aini guna banyak ni..suka sgt download cite2 ntah pape tu..hehe..sbb internet xde, aku nak tapiiiiiii jadi benda ni plak hehe ...so,cancel lah..

hehe..tu je untuk hari ni..bye bye..

penaip: zani (memang nama sebenar)